#1: I have a golfer's tan #2: You know, I really don't care when my golf cap gives me hat hair...
#3: Two pair of golf shoes isn't enough
#4: I now consider televised golf tournaments exciting entertainment
#5: I have a painful regret that I never played golf with my dad
#6: The only pencils I have in my house are little stubby golf pencils
#7: Golf tees fall out of my pockets when I'm searching for other things
#8: My next car is going to be a golf cart
#9: I react exactly like Pavlov's dog when I hear someone hit a drive off the tee behind our house
#10: There is a new man in my life - my golf pro
